Tucati Honor Guard
1W
Creature - Human Soldier (R)
Creatures entering the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.
1/3
It blocks 2/2s. Seems very narrow for vintage, but it does hit snapcaster. Seems like it'd be stronger in formats like modern where ETB effects are a premium.
Perhaps in Vintage, it can be seen in some sort of Dreadnought hatebear type deck?